Thank you for looking so good on me and making me feel like a bronzed babe. I forgot how much wonder you can do to my face. Please don't leave me.
I applaud you for trying to pay a debt with a spider drawing. Thank you for providing a catch phrase for this weekend (but really, who's spider is that?). However, your amateur mistake of drawing a spider with only 7 legs is disgraceful.
Thank you for tasting delicious these days, summer sure is your season. Don't tell raspberries, but you might be my favorite right now. If only you didn't have those annoying green stems that you can't eat. Then you would surely be the best.
Your album rocks. Thank you for providing me with endless jams during work. I can't wait to see you at Outsidelands. That is all.
Dear Funfetti Cake,
I'd just like to tell you I love you. We've had a beautiful relationship over the years with many birthday parties and celebrations, and I'm continually amazed by how I still cherish every bite of you. Thank you for being my favorite and being so dang easy to make.